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Country: United States
State: Pennsylvania
Birthday: 12/14/1988
Gender: Female

Interests: anime.
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korea.
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drawing.
listening to music.
(i despise rap).
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Expertise: eating.
cooking.
painting.
drawing.
anime designing.
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Occupation: Student
Industry: Art

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Member Since: 12/8/2003

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Wednesday, February 18, 2004

HEY xangans its a new layout! calvin and hobbes....sorry but i couldnt find anything mashimaro.....snif snif......but ill gladly search for it now immediately!

heres the code to this page!CALVIN AND HOBBES!

And this was my previous layout...kogepan! just scrolldown for the story of kogepan

 

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Monday, December 08, 2003

layouts? maybe some eprops will freshen up my mind.

(actually im just not ready) but you wanna hear a story? okay!

I am Kogepan. I was from a bakery shop in Hokkaido. My bakery shop is very famous in Japan because the red bead buns that it churns out are so delicious that only 20 of such type are made each day. I was supposed to be a delicious red bean bun too, but an unfortunate accident had  happened...

On the day I was supposed to be brought into the oven, I was thrilled because the moment has finally arrived for me to become what most breads have always wanted to be - a high quality red bean bread.

As I continue to ponder on that, I began to giggle in excitement.

When the baker began to take me and my friends out from the oven, I was ecstatic because everything had went smoothly. However, my happiness is somehow short-lived when the baker accidentally tilted the pan and...

And I fell back into the oven and disappeared into a cloud of smoke. I looked around for my friends but they were not there. I was very afraid.

I was getting cooked again and there was a burnt smell seeping out from me. I thought to myself "Somebody please come and save me!"

Nobody noticed that I was missing and I waited in the oven for another 30 minutes. My skin was no longer a golden color and had turned dark brown. I smelt awful.

Finally, the baker saw me and took me out from the oven, but he did not place me back on the shelves where the other red bean buns were.


I am a burnt bread and certainly, nobody wants to buy me. I felt lonely and upset. I thought to myself that my life as a bread was very meaningless. I was so disillusion that my eyes turned white. 

The other red bean buns always mock at me, calling me awful names. The baker did not even pay attention to me at all. I think the whole world hates me. 

I decided to run away from home. Nobody will care anyway. I shall run to a place where nobody exists and nobody will make fun of me.

I spent most of my time smoking and drinking milk as beer. I became very depressed and pessimistic.

After a few days, I finally came to my senses, and decided not to live my life like this anymore. The bakery is still my home after all.

Back at the bakery I decided to read a book titled "How to become a delicious bread" to improve myself. I believed that if I continue to work hard, I will eventually attain my dream of becoming a delicious red bean bun.

But every time I see the other red bean buns I lose hope and become jealous again. I always lecture them about the life of being a bread and because of that, all of them were afraid of me.

Other Characters

Kuriimupan (creamy bread) is also a burnt bread like me. We are very good friends and we always drink beer (milk) together and often run away from home.
They are called Kireipan, as known as the pretty breads. They are delicious and unlike me, they are not burnt. I am always jealous of them.
My friend Sumipan is even more burnt than me. He is called the charcoal bread and he is also my very good friend.
Ichigopan is the latest addition to the family. He is the strawberry cream bread and unlike the other bread, he is pink in color.


so you wanna have this layout? well here it is. (pt it in your customheader box..and dont change anthing..not even positions! the position of the codes are very very impotant)


<div style="width: 700;
background color; green;
background-image: url();
background-repeat: no-repeat;
background-attachment: fixed; 
background-position: center;
border-left:80pt solid #996633;
border-right:80pt solid #996633;
height: 100%;
padding-left: 0px;
padding-right: 0px;
padding-top: 16px;
position:static; margin-top:-20px"><style>body{background-color:white; background-image: url(http://lazyjuice.com/!/kogepan/images/img10.jpg);background-attachment:fixed;background-repeat: no-repeat; background-position:right bottom;}</style>


<style>table.blogbody tr td {
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transparent; background-image: url(); background-position: left center; background-repeat:no-repeat}</style>


<style>table.left TD, table.left TR { font-weight:bolder;font-family: verdana; font-size: xx-small;color: black;border-top: solid 0px  black;
border-bottom: solid 0px  black;
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    font-weight: none; text-align: left; background-image:url(http://lazyjuice.com/!/kogepan/images/ichigopan.jpg);background-repeat:no-repeat;background-position:bottom left}</style>

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<style>body,td,tr,p {color: black; font-family: verdana; font-size: xx-small; cursor: e-resize;}
B{FONT-WEIGHT: BOLd; COLOR: black}</style>

<style>.blogbody {text-align: justify;background-color:white; border-top: 0px dotted black; border-bottom: 1px dotted black; border-left:1px dotted black; border-right: 1px dotted black; background-image: url(http://lazyjuice.com/!/kogepan/images/img06.jpg); background-repeat:no-repeat; background-position: right bottom; cursor:ne-resize}
</style>

<style>
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 </style>


<style>table.main { width: 550; border: none; background-color:transparent;  border-top: 1px solid black; border-bottom: 1px solid black; border-left:1px solid black; border-right: 1px solid black}
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